She says VS She means and He says VS He means

Can't decipher what's in his/her mind and what he/she really means? Here's some helpful analysis of what a guy and a woman really means when saying something...


She SAYS vs. She MEANS:

She says: "I miss you."
She means: "Just stay here by my side."

She says: "Wala akong ganang kumain."
She means: "Diet ako."

She says: "Bahala ka."
She means: "Pagsisisihan mo ito."

She says: "Sure, go ahead."
She means: "I don't want you to."

She says: "Hindi ako galit."
She means: "Galit ako."

She says: "I just want a stable future."
She means: "I want to be rich."

She says: "Hindi ka marunong makinig."
She means: "Sumunod ka sa gusto ko."

She says: "Mahal mo ba ako?"
She means: "May ipabibili ako."

She says: "Gaano mo ako kamahal?"
She means: "Sabihin mong ako ang pinakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa."

She says: "I'll be ready in five minutes."
She means: "I'll be ready in one hour."

She says:"I'm bored"
She means:"Let's go out. Libre mo." Hahaha!
She says: "Nakikinig ka ba?"
She means: "Sumunod ka na kasi sa gusto ko."

She says: "Magsine tayo sa SM."
She means: "Magsha-shopping ako."

She says: "Simple lang ang gusto ko sa buhay."
She means: "Alahas, kotse, mansion sa Alabang."

When asked by her boyfriend: "May ginawa ba ako?"
she says one thing but means another, as you can see:
She says: "Wala"
She means: "Marami."

She says: "Ayokong pag-usapan."
She means: "Bumubuwelo pa ako."

She says: "Wala talaga."
She means: "Hayup ka!"

She says: "Wala. Talagang-talaga."
She means: "Gusto ko nang mag-break."

She says:"Pagod ako."
She means:"Umalis ka muna sa paningin ko."

She says:"Wag ngayon."
She means:"Badtrip ako."


What he SAYS vs. what he MEANS:

He says: "Gutom ako."
He means: "Inaantok ako."

He says: "Pagod ako."
He means: "Pamper me." or "Lambing naman dyan."

He says: "Gusto mo bang kumain?"
He means: "Gusto kong kumain."

He says: "Talagang gusto mo ang sineng ito?"
He means: "Ang corny."

He says: "What's wrong?"
He means: "Hay naku, heto na na naman tayo."

He says: "OK naman ang haircut mo."
He means: "Ngiii!!!"

He says: "May nasabi ba ako?"
He means: "Tama na nga iyan."

He says: "Mag-usap tayo."
He means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako."

What he says when shopping with his girlfriend:
He says: "Hindi bagay sa iyo."
He means: "Masyadong mahal."

He says: "Maganda iyan."
He means: "Mura."

He says: "Bagay na bagay sa iyo. Bilhin mo na."
He means: "Gusto ko nang umuwi."

He says:"I'm bored."
He means:"Punta ka dito."

He says: "Bahala ka."
He means:"Bati na kasi tayo."

He says:"I miss you."
He means:"Dito ka na matulog."

He says:"Saan ka pumunta?"
He means:"Di ka man lang nagpaalam."

He says:"Bakit ngayon ka lang?"
He means:" Nag-alala ako."

He says:"Mahal mo ba ako?"
He means:"Hindi halata."

He says:"Wala akong ganang kumain."
He means:"Sabayan mo ako."

He says:"Gusto mo ba?"
He means:"Gustong-gusto ko."